OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Randomize
