He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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