i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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