I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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