So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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