All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
