I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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