SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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