Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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