Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I want to stick my p in your. b.
those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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