Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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