4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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