people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
i just woke up and its 10 o'clock and the words "Robbies Fave Restraunt" and written in sharpie above my vage. Help me.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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