i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
nutella sex= disaster
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?
Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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