very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I feel like im in a tornado of daylight savings, tequila and death
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
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