Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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