I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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