I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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