I am puke
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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