I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
You called a girl at 4:30am to tell her "your pussy is my top priority" while simultaneously Urban Spooning late night cafes.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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