her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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