I am puke
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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