i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
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