i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
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