..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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