I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
She's gonna be fat in the future. On a side note I had a "It's not you, it's me." conversation with a bottle of jack last night.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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