i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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