Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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