only you would photoshop your dick
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Randomize
