it was like eating out sand paper
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
We were cuddling in his bed and I asked him a question and followed by making a microphone with my hand and told him to speak into it. If he never talks to me again that's probably why.
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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