Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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