we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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