You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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