There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Your cock deserves a montage
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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