did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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