Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry sorenson18 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(407): View more from Florida

just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?

Fav 72 8369 1790
share tweet
(774): View more from Massachusetts

the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.

Fav 44 6447 1458
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(703): View more from Virginia

I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.

Fav 22 1173 9038
share tweet
(712): View more from Iowa

They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.

Fav 6 2679 1224
share tweet
(610): View more from Pennsylvania

At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises

Fav 7 2446 906
share tweet
(603): View more from New Hampshire

Is it penis luge time yet?

Fav 8 1835 1001
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(774): View more from Massachusetts

Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.

Fav 14 3759 1041
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(360): View more from Washington

The Vicodin is in the strawberries.

Fav 0 346 178
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(306): View more from Saskatchewan

Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.

Fav 0 43 5
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT