The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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