remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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