On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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