so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Of course I have a pirate flag
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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