Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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