even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Randomize
