North Korea, Best Korea!
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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