I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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