he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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