Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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