so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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