make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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