Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
He called his prostate his "boner button".
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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