why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
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