they need to just BURY HIM!
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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