He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
im having a threesome with these popsicles
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Randomize