if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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