Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
I had to cum in my sink.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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