Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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