So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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