just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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